Imogen Heaps Good.

If you get it, you get it.

My mum's house. Kanwal. Raw heat. The desire to go asleep for a very long time, and wake up old or young or something other than a combination of both fighting with each other.

Now I know why people have an inner child. It's easier to keep them partitioned.

truancy in the time of chicken flu.

Tell me which book my post title is mocking, and I'll send you a postal order for fifty cents.

As always, it's been a while. I'm a lazy, lazy motherfucker. And now my mum's read my blog so I'll have to stop saying motherfucker. God damn!

I'm posting from Aaron's computer, the iPorn, because I foolishly left my beloved elephant-graveyard Powerbook at my mum's house until tonight. I'm beginning to think I'm too attached to it because I'm getting a nasty case of Phantom limbs every time I think of my hard drive. But I've finished uni for the year, so screw you all.

Now all that stretches ahead of me is three months of empty and the prospect of moving to Dundas. Just don't ask.

McMansion. Miniature poodle. Nigella Lawson Cookbook. Gun. Barrell. In. Mouth.

What have you guys been up to?

Thirty Secrets About Me, Adapted from Myspace because Blogger ROXR.

1.What does your Blogger Name Mean?
Little Miss Splatterbox refers to my inability to be coherent, relevant, or reserved.

2. Elaborate on your default photo:
An intensely photoshopped lie. Taken by me, edited by me, believed by no one.

3.What does your headline mean?
It's a quote from my friend Erin, who said that what comes out of my mouth is like a Poet and a Sailor having a knifefight, or something of that ilk.

4. What is your current relationship status?
Oh God. Obviously it's now 29 secrets, because I've been single forever, it's common knowledge, and I will continue to be so.

5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?
If David Tennant were to lay eyes upon me, I'm sure he would leave Sophia Myles in an instant.

6. What is your current mood?
Pretty good. Worried that I won't get this job and will subsequently sink steadily into debt, but, you know.

7. What do you love most?
Sleeping

8. What makes you most happy?
My friends.

9. What's your middle name?
I've got two, and they're Merle & Winifred.

10. If you could go back in time, and change something, what would you change?
"Don't you know anything, Lelaina? Sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship". And that's all I have to say about that.

11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day- what would you be?
I'd be another Angel Fish in the tank with my solitary Angel Fish, so that he or she wouldn't be so alone anymore.

12. Ever have a near death experience?
Several, young dumb stupid things in cars.

13. Name one thing you do a lot?
Eat

14. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
Apple of the Eye - Something with Numbers

15. Who did you copy and paste this from?
A random on Myspace.

16. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
The Shaq Attack.

18. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
Several times in choir.

19. What is your favorite thing to do when your mad?
Shoot things on GTA or the 360 equivalent, Saints Row.

20. What's the first thing you notice about the OPPOSITE sex?
I'm a superficial lady with keen eyes. Where to start? Face and Hair, I think.

21. Are you a member of FriendWise.com?
No, but it sounds lame.

22. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
Not anymore. I still have them knocking around my room but they're too small so I tend to go for pillows.

23. Ever had a drunken night?
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. hah. haha. ha.

25. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
Pocahontas, Beauty and the Beast and The Little Mermaid sit quite high in my top ten.

26. Whats your fantasy?
An apartment that contains something and someone other than a fishtank and my cousin. In the city. With a couch. I still don't have a freakin couch.

27. Honestly do you love yourself?
Certain things. Others I'm not so fond of.

28. Name something funny that happened to you.
When I woke up on my living room floor next to a duck crossing sign.

29. Can you speak another language?
I used to be able to speak fractured Japanese and French, but can't do either.


30. What's your favorite smell?
Morning After Skin. Preferably not mine. Also Vanilla.

A time for new things

It's time for new, ya'll.

First up, as a special treat for my regulars, I've got a new profile picture. If you blur me enough my facial features disappear and I'm almost passable. Yay for photoshop and a wasted year of hecs, funneled into a design course I'll never finish. So catch the full size here and burn your eyes. Self deprecating humour may be the second lowest form, but it doesn't rate all that badly in the truthiness stakes.

Secondly, the power in the reps in the American mid-term has gone to the demos. Well done. Then again, it was a test that those wacky republicans were always going to flunk. Just goes to show what happens when people are pushed too far. Take their nephews, they'll bear it, take their son, they'll burn you.

Also, I've got an interview at JB-hifi on Monday. Any interview tips are greatly appreciated. And I've iTuned some new popindie. Starky aren't bad. And, you know what Australia? While we're being honest with each other, I'd just like to put something out there.






Not 'Forever Young', which, literally drove me to tears at conception day (go on Josh, vouch for me), but you know, when they're actually writing their own songs. Skeleton Jar isn't a bad LP. It's just the "omghi2u 70s sk8rs r teh kewlest" mentality that shits me.

Now I'm going to rest, and think about what I've done and how I can stop being a drain on society. Meanwhile, here comes Christmas. Fuckers.